| Discussion: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex |
Subject: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Bernie R.
Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012 Message: Seriously...their lives must suck.
http://gizmodo.com/5883967/cyclist
s-prefer-bikes-to-sex
http://www.bicycling.com/sites/def
ault/files/uploads/bicycling-readers-choice-12.pdf
Pretty funny stuff:
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/
Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Cyclists_P
refer_Bikes_to_Sex_P3771177/
>
; I can ride all day and people clap when I finish
first.
Hehe...classic. |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Suzanne C.
Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012 Message: I think MukMuk is spot on.
However, I
believe this poll is most likely accurate. My BFF
is dating a pro cyclist who will pick biking over
sex any and every day. In fact, he won't even
have sex with her the week of a race. I can tell
you right now that my relationship with him would
not have lasted long... |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Jim K.
Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012 Message: ^^^ that's hot |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Kris D.
Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012 Message: How about sex on the bike? |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Bernie R.
Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012 Message: ^^ Whatever turns your crank... |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Ronald F.
Written on: Friday February 17, 2012 Message: Could it be that those that prefer bikes to sex
just need to practice more? No I don't mean
riding, well not the bike anyway.
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Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Sasha C.
Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012 Message: This is embarassing, but I've been seeing
"BFF" around for years and I still don't
know what it means. I always think of "Big
Fat Friend" which in this case gives me an
image of a scrawny little pro cyclist crushed
beneath a more than zaftig paramour. A couple
rounds of that and he's saying, "Gee,
Sweetie, I've got a race next month, and I have to
save energy."
It's funny how these sorts
of misunderstandings can leave you with painful
images for years. I was stuck in traffic once in
Nairobi and a guy came by and tried to sell me
bootleg DVDs. I looked through the stack and
didn't see anything I wanted (mostly third rate
violence) and I said it wasn't my kind of thing.
He said, "Unapenda wazee?" Now I
learned my Kiswahili in Tanzania, where
"wazee" means "the elderly"
or, in villages, specifically "The
Elders." "Do you like the
elderly?" seemed like an odd question for a
movie seller, so I asked him what he meant, and he
said,"Sex."
I turns out that in
Kenya "wazee" is often used to mean
"adults," as I found out by asking my
colleagues about this conversation the next day.
By then it was too late. To this day if
pornography comes up in conversation {not often,
thankyou) I get a picture of wizened old village
elders with their clothes off tangling with the
wrinkled old market ladies around a fire.
Back on the topic, I once read that too
many hours on a bike saddle will lower your sperm
count, although I don't think that you need a high
one to have a friendly workout. Of course Rick
Santorum might frown on you.
Cheers,
Sasha |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Suzanne C.
Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012 Message: Sasha - LOL (that means Laughing Out Loud, for the
record).
"BFF" means "Best
Friends Forever." It was a term used as a
kid but it stuck around. It's a term of
endearment.
She is about 110 lbs soaking
wet. Of course, he does not weigh a whole lot
more, haha. |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Steven R.
Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012 Message: Funny Sasha !
Suzanne and what exactly
does your BFF see in this freak . Maybe net worth
=) |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Paul B.
Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012 Message: Sasha, WTF? (what the fuck) Are you mishugina? Get
a Victoria's Secret catalog to get those images
out of your head! |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: john m.
Written on: Sunday February 19, 2012 Message: Thanks Paul for expanding my Hebrew vocab. |
Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Clyde W.
Written on: Sunday February 19, 2012 Message:
I was relieved the other day when my daughter
said "LMFAO" doesn't stand for anything.
I didn't correct her. Sasha, if you're
wondering:
http://bit.ly/y8ziPX
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Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex By: Paul B.
Written on: Monday February 20, 2012 Message: Clyde, thats funny! |
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