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Discussion: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

Subject: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: ontri d.

Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012

Message: Seriously...their lives must suck.

http://gizmodo.com/5883967/cyclist s-prefer-bikes-to-sex

http://www.bicycling.com/sites/def ault/files/uploads/bicycling-readers-choice-12.pdf

Pretty funny stuff:

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/ Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Cyclists_P refer_Bikes_to_Sex_P3771177/


> ; I can ride all day and people clap when I finish first.

Hehe...classic.

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Suzanne C.

Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012

Message: I think MukMuk is spot on.

However, I believe this poll is most likely accurate. My BFF is dating a pro cyclist who will pick biking over sex any and every day. In fact, he won't even have sex with her the week of a race. I can tell you right now that my relationship with him would not have lasted long...

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Jim K.

Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012

Message: ^^^ that's hot

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Kris D.

Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012

Message: How about sex on the bike?

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: ontri d.

Written on: Wednesday February 15, 2012

Message: ^^ Whatever turns your crank...

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Ronald F.

Written on: Friday February 17, 2012

Message: Could it be that those that prefer bikes to sex just need to practice more? No I don't mean riding, well not the bike anyway.


Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Sasha C.

Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012

Message: This is embarassing, but I've been seeing "BFF" around for years and I still don't know what it means. I always think of "Big Fat Friend" which in this case gives me an image of a scrawny little pro cyclist crushed beneath a more than zaftig paramour. A couple rounds of that and he's saying, "Gee, Sweetie, I've got a race next month, and I have to save energy."
It's funny how these sorts of misunderstandings can leave you with painful images for years. I was stuck in traffic once in Nairobi and a guy came by and tried to sell me bootleg DVDs. I looked through the stack and didn't see anything I wanted (mostly third rate violence) and I said it wasn't my kind of thing. He said, "Unapenda wazee?" Now I learned my Kiswahili in Tanzania, where "wazee" means "the elderly" or, in villages, specifically "The Elders." "Do you like the elderly?" seemed like an odd question for a movie seller, so I asked him what he meant, and he said,"Sex."
I turns out that in Kenya "wazee" is often used to mean "adults," as I found out by asking my colleagues about this conversation the next day. By then it was too late. To this day if pornography comes up in conversation {not often, thankyou) I get a picture of wizened old village elders with their clothes off tangling with the wrinkled old market ladies around a fire.

Back on the topic, I once read that too many hours on a bike saddle will lower your sperm count, although I don't think that you need a high one to have a friendly workout. Of course Rick Santorum might frown on you.

Cheers, Sasha

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Suzanne C.

Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012

Message: Sasha - LOL (that means Laughing Out Loud, for the record).

"BFF" means "Best Friends Forever." It was a term used as a kid but it stuck around. It's a term of endearment.

She is about 110 lbs soaking wet. Of course, he does not weigh a whole lot more, haha.

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Steven R.

Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012

Message: Funny Sasha !

Suzanne and what exactly does your BFF see in this freak . Maybe net worth =)

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Paul B.

Written on: Saturday February 18, 2012

Message: Sasha, WTF? (what the fuck) Are you mishugina? Get a Victoria's Secret catalog to get those images out of your head!

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: john m.

Written on: Sunday February 19, 2012

Message: Thanks Paul for expanding my Hebrew vocab.

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Clyde W.

Written on: Sunday February 19, 2012

Message:
I was relieved the other day when my daughter said "LMFAO" doesn't stand for anything. I didn't correct her. Sasha, if you're wondering:

http://bit.ly/y8ziPX

Subject: RE: Cyclists prefer bikes to sex

By: Paul B.

Written on: Monday February 20, 2012

Message: Clyde, thats funny!

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